solving one problem, for one type of client.

I only work with weird, glam, wild, brilliant women.

Who are in their empire era.

Hey, there...

Welcome to my "work with me" page.

So, you're not going to find the typical smattering of offers at different price points trying to appeal to everyone and their cousin.

Here, you're only going to find one offer: the Cosmic Operating System™ Playbook.

This offer is designed to bring maximum transformation with minimal effort.

In essence, it's your secret weapon of mass transformation.

My offer solves one problem: helping brilliant women become in-demand, premium-priced experts by reconnecting back with their astro authority.

You Know You're Meant for More

You've built a pretty decent business. You've made six figures and then some. Your clients get incredible results.

But deep down, you know you're still hiding (safe) - behind the notion of being "humble", creating more offers, and someone else's version of what "success and happiness" should look like. 

Meanwhile, others with HALF your expertise are charging crazy prices and getting picked up for book deals, left and right, and you're stuck in the middle market—undercharging, over-delivering, and watching the dust grow on your dreams.

You're the secret weapon your clients can't stop raving about, yet somehow you remain the industry's best-kept secret.

The Real Problem Isn't Your Skills—It's That You Got "Coached" Out of Your Magic

You've been trying to fit into someone else's business model.

Following strategies that work for others but feel out of sorts when you try them.

You've hired great business coaches, hoping to hit that next level in your business, but then you did something that is innocent enough: you became too good of a student.

You modeled your business a little too closely to theirs, and before you knew it, all the soul, personality, and heart that made your business special could no longer be seen.

You became a 2.0 version of your business coach.

Remember when you used to:

✦  Infuse your quirky humor into your content naturally

✦  Share personal stories that made people feel less alone

✦  Explain things in your own unique way that had people saying "I've never heard it put like that before"

✦  Create content that felt effortless and authentic

✦  Attract clients who said "I feel like you're reading my mind"

But then, you got "professional." You sanitized your voice. You followed the "their" templates.

In your best efforts to grow, you optimized the magic right OUT of your business.

Do, you suck? Hell, no.

The truth is, you just got convinced to abandon the very gifts that made you successful in the first place.

Every entrepreneur has a unique astrological wiring—a cosmic operating system that determines how they naturally build authority, attract premium clients, and create sustainable revenue.

When you try to force formulaic strategies that don't align with your astro DNA, you end up:

  • Undercharging because you don't trust your intuitive value

  • Struggling to articulate what makes you different (because you're trying to sound like everyone else)

  • Feeling pushy when you try to sell using someone else's scripts

  • Attracting the wrong clients who don't value your authentic expertise

  • Building a business that drains you rather than energizes you

  • Creating content that maybe gets hearts but no real engagement because it lacks HEART (yours)

Introducing Your Cosmic Operating System™ Playbook

The only business strategy framework that gives you full-tilt permission to be your weird, wonderful, wildly glamorous self again - and charge premium rates for it.

This isn't about adding crystals to your LinkedIn profile or making your business "more spiritual" and less professional.

This is about understanding the sophisticated astro dynamics that determines how you naturally build influence, command premium rates, and create lasting impact.

Built on my proven 5 Signs of Success Astrology Framework (Sun, Moon, Rising, Midheaven, and 12th House signs), this system translates your astro DNA into a bulletproof business strategy that no competitor can copy.

Your Cosmic Operating System™ is a homecoming - that's about becoming more YOU.

You know.

The supernaturally, soulful, cool version of yourself that was attracting dream clients and opportunities before you got convinced to tone it down.

Your Cosmic Operating System™ Playbook reveals:

♢ Your Signature Cosmic Archetype

Reclaim your astro authority - the one that existed before you got "business coached" out of your own brilliance. Transform from "another coach trying to sound professional" into THE authority with a unique positioning that's literally written in the stars.

♢Your Proprietary Methodology

Stop borrowing other people's frameworks. Create your own signature system using your expertise—an acronym-based method that only you can deliver because it's based on your unique astrological wiring. This is about remembering your natural genius, not learning someone else's. 

♢ Your Premium Client Pattern

Discover exactly who your ideal $75K-$500K+ clients are based on your cosmic blueprint. Stop chasing everyone and start attracting the high quality clients who are ready to invest at your level - and who actually appreciate your approach. 

♢ Your Authority Language System

Finally, articulate your value in YOUR voice - not some IG influencer's or your business coach's voice. Your personal 5 Signs of Success reveals the exact language that converts your people when you speak authentically, not professionally. 

♢ Your Sustainable Revenue Blueprint

Build sustainable abundance using your natural divine gifts—no aggressive marketing or pushy sales tactics required. Your stars reveal the path to premium pricing that feels aligned with who you actually are.

The playbook also includes customized-to-you success metrics, sales scripts, and what team members to hire so you have full support to stay in your zone of genius. 

No more masking as a #girlboss guppy when you're really an apex expert queen.

What You'll Receive // Your Complete Cosmic Operating System™ Playbook includes:

Your Unified Brand Identity

Your cosmic archetype, signature positioning, and authority statement that positions you as THE expert in your niche (with all your glam, quirks, and cosmic magic intact)

Your Signature Methodology

A proprietary framework based on your astrological gifts that commands premium investment because no one else, but you can deliver it

Your Integrated Client Avatar

Detailed profile of your ideal premium clients and exactly how to market and sell to them using your star-aligned advantages

Your Premium Offer Structure

3-4 tier service menu with pricing strategy that supports $25K-$300K+ programs based on your authentic authority level

Your 5-Pillar Content Strategy

Content themes that showcase different aspects of your cosmic gifts (while letting your personality shine through)

Your 90-Day Integration Plan

Step-by-step implementation framework to launch your new premium positioning without burning out yourself or your team in the process

Your Daily Cosmic Practices

Rituals and practices that keep you aligned with your cosmic operating system for sustainable success

Your Success Declaration & Activation

A powerful statement that anchors your new astro authority and activates your confidence to charge premium rates

Your Signature Promise

The compelling guarantee that only you can make based on your unique cosmic gifts, positioning you as irreplaceable in your market

This Is For You If...

You have proven results but struggle to communicate your unique value (because you're trying to sound like everyone else)

You're ready to stop undercharging and start commanding the rates you deserve for being your magnificent, untamed (maybe even unhinged) self

You want to build wealth your way - with all your glam, quirks, and divine magic intact

You're tired of hiding your expertise behind formulaic templates and ready to reclaim your rightful place as a leader

You believe in both spiritual alignment AND material abundance

You're ready to stop apologizing for your quirks and start charging premium rates for your REAL genius

This Is NOT For You If...

✗ You're looking for more generic business advice and templates to follow

✗ You want quick fixes or overnight success promises

✗ You're not ready to invest in premium positioning

✗ You think your authentic self is "too weird" or "unprofessional" for business

✗ You're satisfied playing safe and blending in with every other coach

✗ You want to keep hiding your magic to fit into someone else's boring business model

Complete Done-For-You Service

This is 100% done-for-you.

All you need to provide is your birth chart information (birthdate, time, and location), and I'll create your entire customized Cosmic Operating System™ Playbook.

No homework.

No lengthy questionnaires.

No time-consuming strategy sessions.

I know your time is valuable, so I've designed this to require minimal effort from you while delivering maximum transformation.

Guaranteed delivery date: Your personalized playbook will be delivered in 7 business days (one-time payment) or 14 business days if you do the payment plan. Every playbook is created from scratch by a human (played by yours truly) and astro-tailored to you. 

Delivered via Google Doc: for maximum usability - easy to view as a quick reference guide, simple to copy and paste sections for your team members to use for marketing, content creation, and other business activities. Your team can utilize your authentic cosmic positioning immediately, without any confusion or delays.

100% clarification guarantee: if something doesn't make sense to you off the bat, feel free to email me with your clarifying questions. You have a two week (14 days) period to ask any immediate clarifying questions you may have. No limit to questions.

I want you to be able to use this playbook as a valuable resource for your business.

The Investment

Your Cosmic Operating System™ Playbook:

Limited Time Intro Price - $500

Why This Works When Everything Else Hasn't

Unlike general astrologers who focus on transits and timing (making you dependent on when Mercury goes retrograde instead of leveraging the awesome, permanent power of your natal chart) or who lack real business experience beyond their own practice...

AND unlike basic business coaches that try to force you into someone else's mold, your Cosmic Operating System™ is based on your unique natal birth chart—the success blueprint you were born with that NEVER fails.

It's impossible for competitors to replicate what you do because it's literally written in your stars.

No two playbooks are alike, since no two natal charts are the same.

When you understand that your premium pricing is divinely ordained by your astrological gifts, you stop people-pleasing and second-guessing yourself.

No more getting stuck in that cycle of undercharging hell—your stars become your ultimate authority for why you deserve premium investment.

So, permission granted: You can be spiritual AND profitable, quirky AND credible, wild AND wealthy.

When you align your business with your birth chart, everything becomes easier:

  • Premium pricing feels natural and justified (because you're honoring your authentic gifts)

  • The right clients are magnetically attracted to your real personality

  • Your marketing feels easy and effortless (because you're not pretending to be someone else)

  • You build authority without feeling pushy or aggressive

  • Your business energizes rather than drains you

  • You overcome people-pleasing because you're honoring your divine design

  • Second-guessing disappears when you trust your astrological blueprint

  • Your weirdness becomes your wealth code

The world needs what you have to offer - your real, unfiltered, astro-aligned genius.

Your cosmic operating system holds the key to unlocking your full potential as a premium authority.

So, let's do this. 

Unlock your Cosmic Operating System™ Playbook today >> Click here to get yours at the best price

Wow, I have paid a lot more money in the past for something similar that wasn’t even personalized to me. The Cosmic Operating System™ Playbook is worth thousands and more to me for all the time it will save me from chasing the wrong thing. I can just lean into the path that was laid out and that is personal and unique to me, and never have to worry or wonder about figuring it out the hard way anymore.

I have permission to stop being who I’m not and to use what makes me unique as tools instead of keeping them hidden.

Love how much clarity this gives me. I feel seen, validated, and motivated! It’s a concrete, step by step roadmap that was made just for me, and nothing can beat that. That’s huge.

Mei Pak - Sagittarius Sun / Aries Moon, YouTube Influencer, 7-Figure Business Owner

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